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Faro, Portugal; Great Expectations, Oustanding View, But A Disappointing Breakfast Buffet

Harune Restaurant - AP EVA SENSES HOTEL Av. da República, 1  8000-078 Faro, Algarve, Portugal  Phone: +351 289 540 100 Email: book.eva@ap-ho...

Wednesday, September 28, 2022

Bilbao, Spain: NAP? ... EVO? ... VPN? ... That's A Negative Colonel!

NAP Pizzeria
Ramón Basterra Kalea, 1
48011 Bilbo, Bizkaia, Spain
+34946614362
Prices: €€€€
They (NAP) call it 'verace pizza napoletana' (VPN - true Neapolitan pizza), but this place would never make it in Naples, Italy. I lived in Naples for three years while assigned to NATO's Southern region Headquarters and where I met my wife, so we visit Napoli often. My dad's side of the family is from a small mountain town about 100 clicks in the mountains east of Napoli and where they also know how to make a great pizza. I also received my certification in a veraci pizza napoletana pizzeria in Napoli on my birthday in 2017 so I know my shit Bozo.
My pizza Salsiccia e Friarielli (€11.90 - sausage, broccoli rabe, mozzarella, and EVO) was a rare find, something you usually only find in Naples and my very favorite pizza. 
It came very quickly like a true neapolitan pizza should, 90 seconds at 600 degrees Celsius, and was about the right size (35cm). The dough (pasta) was about the right thickness as well, but, unfortunately, had far too much olive oil and it did not look like the advertised EVO, much lighter in color. Therefore, the extremely thin dough was soggy instead of being just thick enough and cooked well enough to be able to fold and pick up in your hand, as a true neapolitan pizza is customarily eaten. 
They had olio piccante on-hand, a bottle of EVO containing hot peppers, Calabrian chiles to be exact and considered the classic Italian pepper, so I was somewhat impressed. However, I could barely taste it because there were not enough chilis inside and the watery 'EVO' drowned out any flavor there might have been. Bummer.
I had two glasses of their house red wine (€4 each), so I satiated myself before the James Taylor concert for just under €20 plus tip.

It was a decent attempt, but flawfully executed, much to my dismay. No HOOAH here comrades.

CombatCritic Gives NAP 4 Bombs Out Of 10 ... More Bombs Are Better!

Four Bombs Equates To:
Translation for Civilians: "Bend Over, Here It Comes Again"

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Tuesday, September 27, 2022

Bilbao, Spain: I Got Guggenheimed And Was Not A Happy Camper

Guggenheim
Abandoibarra Etorb., 2
48009 Bilbao, Bizkaia, Spain
Phone: +34944359080
Prices: €€€€
A massive, beautiful building next to the river with hardly any art, very disappointing!


A gargantuan hall on the ground floor is dedicated to just a few massive cement 'art' structures that lead you on a long maze-like walk inside only to find nothing at the end. What a waste of space.

Half of the museum was closed and the other half had very few objects of art on the walls, unless the white walls are considered art of course. The sole highlight was a huge Andy Warhol with dozens of Warhol's iconic Marilyn Monroe image, each with various colorings integrated into a continuous whole across the entire piece.

Otherwise, it was a lot of walking and big letdown, do not waste your money.

CombatCritic Gives Museo Guggenheim Bilbao 3 Bombs Out Of 10 ... More Bombs Are Better!

Three Bombs Equates To:
Translation for Civilians: "Situation Normal, All Fucked Up"

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Bilbao, Spain: A Dearth Of Bellas Artes Or Artists ... Mehhhhhh!

Museum of Fine Arts of Bilbao
Museo Plaza, 2
48009 Bilbao Spain
Phone: +34944396060
Website: 
Prices: €€€€

A bit better than my Guggenheim experience, I was also disappointed here.
A dearth of well known art or artists, some El Greco, a few Degas and Gauguin pieces, and a very nice Mary Cassatt, but not a single Renoir, Monet, Lautrec, Van Gogh, or Manet in sight. I love the impressionists and neo-impressionists as well as Rembrandt and a few others, so I was quite bored.

The map they gave me had little information and was totally useless, so I had to explore on my own and it is possible that I missed some rooms or artworks. I hope so.

Not a big museum, it will take an hour or two at most, even if you like the collection they have on-hand.


CombatCritic Gives Museo Bellas Artes de Bilbao 5 Bombs Out Of 10 ... More Bombs Are Better!

Five Bombs Equates To:


Translation for Civilians: "Continue Mission"

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Tuesday, September 20, 2022

Bilbao, Spain: Not Bad, Not Great, A Decent Value For Lunch Or Late Night Craving

Alba Kebab
Calle Autonomia | 45, 
48012 Bilbao, Spain  
Phone: +34 944 59 46 04
Prices: €€€
It was late, I was hungry, and the reviews on Google were pretty good. Why not!
I ordered a kebab meal (€7), including a beef kebab, fries, and a can of Coke Zero, not a bad deal.

The pita was fresh, the kebab meat too thinly cut and a reasonable amount, not a lot, the veggies fresh, and the sauce tasty, but they put all of the lettuce, onion, and tomato on one side of the pita and the meat on the other, making it difficult to eat. There was way too much lettuce and not nearly enough meat.

There was a decent portion of fries and they were crispy and hot ... HOOAH!

Do not expect much in terms of ambiance, there is none, and the service adequate, but what can you expect from a kebab restaurant and €7 for a value meal ... not a bad TravelValue!

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