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Sunday, September 26, 2021

Glendale, CA: Honest, Fair Lawyer And A Dodgers Fan - Don't Kill ALL Of The Lawyers Shakespeare

The Artis Law Firm

Estate planning attorney

450 N Brand Blvd Suite 600

Glendale, CA 91203

Phone: (818) 532-5599

Website: ArtisLawFirm.com

$$$$

Tab Artis was friendly and professional from he get-go. He told me up front what it would likely cost to handle my portion of an inheritance being split 9 ways and I ended up getting an $848 refund from my retainer, so he was spot-on!

Tab is a good man and an excellent lawyer, showing concern for my personal life (and the Dodgers of course) as well as excellent attention-to-detail in my case. He was easy to work with and didn't nickel and dime me for every email, farming out simpler tasks to less costly staff.

Everything went very smoothly and Tab was on top of everything as it occurred, keeping me informed every step of the way and sending a monthly accounting of his work.

Tab was a pleasure to work with and I would not hesitate to hire him again. If you are in need of a lawyer top handle your estate planning or settlement and distribution, he is your man.

CombatCritic Gives The Artis Law Firm 10 Bombs Out Of 10 And A Spot On My 'WALL OF FAME' ... More Bombs Are Better!

Ten Bombs Equates To:

Translation for Civilians:

HOOAH!: "Phonetic spelling of the acronym HUA, which stands for 'Heard Understood Acknowledged.' Originally used by the British in the late 1800's in Afghanistan. More recently adopted by the United States Army to indicate an affirmative or a pleased response." - Urban Dictionary

"The Department of Military Science and Leadership, University of Tennessee claim HOOAH 'refers to or means anything except no' ... Regardless of its meaning ... the term is an expression of high morale, confidence, motivation and spirit." - WarChronicle.com

"The U.S. Air Force stole 'HOOAH' from the Army because we were part of the Army until 1947 and rather than waste a bunch of time coming up with something new and unique like "ROO-YAH" or "HAL-A-LOO-YAH", we said 'screw it, let's go with HOOAH' ... thanks Army ... HOOAH!" - CombatCritic

Friday, August 13, 2021

Glendale, CA: The Artis Law Firm - Top-Notch Estate Planning and Settlement with a Smile

The Artis Law Firm

450 North Brand Blvd Ste 600

Glendale, CA 91203

Phone number: (818) 532-5599

artislawfirm.com

Prices: $$$$

Everything went very smoothly and Tab was on top of everything as it occurred, keeping me informed every step of the way and sending a monthly accounting of his work.

Tab was a pleasure to work with and I would not hesitate to hire him again. If you are in need of a lawyer top handle your estate planning or settlement and distribution, he is your man.

CombatCritic Gives The Artis Law Firm 10 Bombs Out Of 10 And A Spot On My 'WALL OF FAME' ... More Bombs Are Better!

Ten Bombs Equates To:

Translation for Civilians:

Thursday, February 18, 2016

Murphy's Top-10 "Combat" Laws Of The ...

Locker Room: If there are two or more people in a locker room, their lockers shall be in close proximity to or immediately next to one another's.

Supermarket Checkout: Whichever checkout lane you choose, there shall be a cashier change, price check, or check writer in front of you and all other lanes shall move more quickly than the one you chose.

Airplane: The crying/unruly child, most obese or largest person, and/or biggest asshole (the guy who keeps his phone on during takeoff, the undercover vaper, etc.) shall be seated next to you.

Traffic Jam: The lane with the fastest moving traffic shall slow to a crawl as soon as you move to that lane with the cars in the lane you were in whizzing past you.

Clothing: When putting on a shirt, pair of pants, sock or hat in the dark or when tired, it shall go on backwards, causing you to take it off, turn it around and put it on correctly.

Dryer: If there are at least two socks in a clothes dryer, one sock shall go missing, never to be seen again.

Golf: When hitting a shot, the ball shall hit a tree (even though we all know they are "90% air") or come to rest immediately next to or behind said tree.

Phone Calls: Even though you rarely receive a phone call, someone shall call you as soon as you need to do something important (going into a job interview) or are otherwise in a rush (late for an appointment).

Car: Your car shall run out of gas, fail to start, or die at the most inopportune time or in the most remote place possible. The battery on your phone shall also be almost if not completely dead or there shall be little if any signal available at your location.

Price Check: Whether you have two or 50 items in the store checkout lane, at least one item shall scan with the wrong price, causing you to decide whether or not to hold-up the line for a price check or eat the price difference (which is ALWAYS more than the price listed on the shelf).

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